Does this post even need an introduction? No.
Enjoy.
Happy Tuesday.
A very very happy, mega-happy Tuesday!
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Asks me what he can buy for me. I mention make-up, books, and coffee.
T: “You should get a stuffed animal. You don’t have enough of those!”
Me: “Well, yeah, hmm. Adults don’t usually have stuffed animals.”
T: [cheerfully] “You have 1 stuffed animal, your pink bear….[long pause]...nah, you don’t have any stuffed animals. I’ve taken over that bear.”
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T: [yells] “Get inside my brain so you can know my skills for…. [with the flare of a magician] french toast and maaaaaaaath! [jazz hands]
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After gazing longingly at Jesus's picture in the hallway...
T: "If Jesus lived after dying on the cross, why didn't he become a zombie?"
Me: "Wow. We have a lot of work to do on your religious education."
T: "What?"
Me: "Good question."
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T: "Mom, I GOTTA tell you something!
Me: "What's that?"
T: "You are mega-pretty."
Don't buy it. He had just watched some show with Megatron in it.
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Thomas was running errands with Paul when he hurt his leg and yelled
“My fricken leg!”
Paul: “Woah, why did you yell that?”
Thomas: “That’s what you yell when you hurt something on your body. My fricken heaaaad. My fricken armmmm. My fricken legggggg.”
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Thomas is moving my Rosary beads on my phone when he looks up and sees this picture & exclaims:
"Hey, this guy's checking out a magazine!"
I’m cleaning the kitchen & Thomas spots an ant
T: “Okay, stop what you’re doing and stand really really still.”
Me: “Why?”
T: “Ants think that humans are going to smush them & kill them. That’s their fear.”
Me: “Okay….”
T: “So we are going to stand very, very still so that he is not afraid.”
A minute later…
T: “Oh, I think he is looking for sweets for his ant children….His ant children live here. We just can’t see them right now.”
Five minutes later…
T: “Oh, I know what’s going on here. [Looking at the floor]. Someone must have left a trail for these ants to come to the kitchen. I think it goes to right over there by our cabinet, that cabinet we keep beers in, our beer cabinet. Yeah. They definitely live under that beer cabinet over there.”
Nope, not your pants. Definitely not your pants. |
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I walk into the bathroom to find Thomas putting band-aids on his stuffed shark.
Me: "Woah. What's going on in here?"
Thomas: "Sharky was goofing off on top of a mountain and fell off and hurt himself."
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xoxox,
Ash
p.s. send prayers
Bahahaha! Don't you guys wanna vacation in sunny Florida?? I need to hang out with this kid.
ReplyDeleteDon't tease me like that, Kaitlin. It's a depressingly wet & cold day here in MO. Please, please enjoy sunny Florida!
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