I'm just ahead enough in packing for a vacation Paul and I are going on that I'm feeling overconfident in my timing so much so that I thought it would be fun to stop for a quick blog post. Tonight, I will swing right back into the pendulum of suffocating anxiety and hyper-excitement for the trip.
Here are the notes I am leaving with my mom regarding watching the boys:
S L E E P
+ If you do nothing else, make sure Thomas pees right before bed. Otherwise, he will absolutely pee his bed. If you get so much as a trickle from him though, he's good to go. Unless he vomits in the middle of the night. That's a whole other problem.
+The twins may wake in the middle of the night. Maybe pause / ignore / put in headphones or descend two floors and let them figure out their woes on their own. They can be dramatic. Otherwise, go in, give a sip of water, and avoid good eye contact.
E A T I N G
+ Thomas is only allowed to say that something is "not my favorite". Remind him of this and enjoy how absolutely disparaging he can make this comment sound as he slinks into his chair.
+ Have Thomas cook anything with you & I guarantee he will proclaim wild things like "this is the best food ever!" or "you make the best food! this is so yummy!" or "nana, you're just the best cooker in the world!"
+ Really, the boys are great eaters. They eat just about anything. Maybe take this time to clean out your cabinet and fridge!
+Alistair will eat all the things. This is good. This is also bad. He will not put non-food objects in his mouth & attempt to eat but he will literally find & eat every digestible calorie within a hundred foot radius of himself as if it is his life's mission.
+Emerick loves to entertain his table guests as well as act like he is courting his food rather than eating it. If he isn't taking his food seriously (tossing it, letting it slowly fall from his tongue, building structures with peas and potatoes, wiping it in his hair, placing on face while making funny expressions, building on spoon for fun game, swapping with brother, creating artistic pieces on plate, etc) feel free to take plate away.
D I S C I P L I N E
+ Preventative = Make Thomas work. Make him think his jobs are really important and you really need him. You will have no problems.
+ When you do have problems, refer to handy dandy reference:
----- wound up - send him off for time alone so he can cool down
----- is winding boys up - send him off for time alone so no one sends you to the E.R.
----- is whiny - tell him whiny boys go to bed early
----- is fighting with brothers - tell him to make it right or else. then give big eyes and cryptic facial expression. ;)
+ Twins = take toys they are hurting each other with for the rest of the day. Then separate each one and lock them up. Turning a blind eye helps. Also, paying someone else to watch them. Overall, just channel your inner boxing referee and enjoy!
G R E A T A C T I V I T I E S
+ The twins are ticklish in their armpits and Thomas under his knee caps
+ Give the kids spoons and turn on music. Enjoy lip syncing and booty shaking at its primal level.
+ Find an animal and set the boys loose after it.
+ Find the boys and set them loose on each other.
P O C K E T P H R A S E S T O U S E
+ "That's how we do it at Nana's house."
+ "Are we following our family rules?"
+ "I heard they just built a new prison down the road for kids who don't listen to their Nana and do exactly what she says."